The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

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The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

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The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

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The power to make clean socks dirty.

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to telepathically fold paper.

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The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

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The power to kill yourself.

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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The power think five times slower.

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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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The power to die using only your mind.

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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the power to like charlie

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!