- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

The power to smell people's moods

The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

To write a pointless power on paper to use.

The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

The power to rotten food.

The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

the ability to constantly have the fever

The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

the power to morph into yourself

The power to turn toast back into bread

The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

Pointless Super Powers