The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to think oppositely

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The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

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The power to die at will

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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Nobody in the world has super-powers.

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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The ability to jump

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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The power to speak to toasters

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!