The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

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The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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The power to vomit every time you burp.

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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The power to create shit

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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the power to jizz money

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!