The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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the power to sit

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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the power to be 100% pointless

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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The power to see via toe nails

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!