the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

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The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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The power to be french.

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i love to make shit brix

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

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The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

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The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

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The ability to like this post

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!