- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

The ability to be poor for life

to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

The power to be powerless.

the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

The power to breathe slightly faster

The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

the power of the succulent game

the ability to die on command

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

The power to break a Nokia

the power to see stuff

The power to knock yourself unconscious

The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

The power to absolutely nothing

The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

The ability to turn anything into a belt.

The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

The power to shrink your private parts.

The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

Pointless Super Powers