- Pointless Super Powers

The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

The power to break bones at will.

The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

To be able to generate cancer at will

The power to turn cake into pie

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

The power to not care.

The power to hold your breath when you die

The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

All of aquaman's powers.

the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

The power to vomit every time you burp.

The power to give the wrong directions

The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

The ability to become visible at will.

The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!