The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

thumb_up thumb_down +67

The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

thumb_up thumb_down +65

The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

thumb_up thumb_down +63

The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

thumb_up thumb_down +63

Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

thumb_up thumb_down +63

The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

thumb_up thumb_down +61

The power to vomit every time you burp.

thumb_up thumb_down +61

The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

thumb_up thumb_down +61

the power to fax people with your mind

thumb_up thumb_down +59

The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

thumb_up thumb_down +59

The power to hear in the dark.

thumb_up thumb_down +57

The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

thumb_up thumb_down +57

the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

thumb_up thumb_down +55

The power to create shit

thumb_up thumb_down +55

the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

thumb_up thumb_down +55

the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

thumb_up thumb_down +55

The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

thumb_up thumb_down +53

The power to always know the exact time.

thumb_up thumb_down +51

The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

thumb_up thumb_down +51

The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

thumb_up thumb_down +45

The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

thumb_up thumb_down +45

The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

The power to lick your balls.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

The power to have some fucking muslim (white guy, no arab) tell my wife that since we have been married for three years and I Speak spanish/Russian/Japanse/Itali... Anyways that she should at least be able to speak fluently spanish so shame on her. (The fuck I be teaching her spanish in Norway?) The power? To tell my wife that if I ever see him, I will chop his head off... My wife said I think he meant it well, I said, so do I. The reason its useless? My wife refused so I had to enter their stupid meeting room and tell him myself... He asked me who I was while shivering, my answer: Want to learn how to speak motherdfucking spanish? He supposedly spent staring down the floor for hours while refusing his boss`s offer to call the cops on me and told my wife to tell me he was sorry. I goddamn bet he is fucking sorry! Nero: Now and forever.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!