- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to eat when your hungry

The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

The power to fly when in something flying

The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

The power to swallow instead of spit

to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

The ability to sweat poop.

The power to Lee when your near a toilet

The power to a nokia phone.

The power to read the terms of service.

The capability to draw penises very well

Pointless Super Powers