The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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The power to only see glass.

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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the power to write comic books

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

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The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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the power to see through windows.;.

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the power to time travel to the present

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!