the power to like justin beiber

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The power to become powerless

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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The power to see through glass doors.

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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Really bendy thumbs.

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The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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the ability to blow yourself

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!