The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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The power to push "pull" doors

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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The power to die using only your mind.

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The power to turn into a lamp once.

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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the ability to make your eyes pop out.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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the power to be 100% pointless

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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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The power of dying whenever you want.

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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the power to run in slow motion

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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The power to never die unless you become sick, injured, or breathe through your nose:/

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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The power to think of food

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!