- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

The power to read the terms of service.

The power to shit on the ceiling

The epic power of laser pointer vision.

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

the power to enter a coma.

The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

The power to flush toilets with your mind

The power of becoming sick when you need it.

the power to stop masturbating every day

The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

The ability to get shot, for real.

The power to Rage Against The Machine

The power to be special just like everyone else.

The power to be gay on command.

Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

Pointless Super Powers