- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

The power to be really bad at CSGO

The power to not have a brain!

The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

the power to summon a pen, once

The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

The power of hindsight

the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

lol

The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

Pointless Super Powers