- Pointless Super Powers

The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

The power to be an idiot.

The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

The power to die

The power to change your urine to any color

The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

The power to make remotes invisible

The power to cook pop tarts really fast

The power to stare directly at the sun

The power to turn into a lamp once.

the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

The ability to become visible at will.

The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

The power to drink and drive without being caught

The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!