- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

The ability to see everything in black and white.

The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

The power to control mealworms

The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

the power to jump, but only on any surface

The power to pee poop

The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

The power of hindsight

The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

The power to break a Nokia

The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

Pointless Super Powers