The power to do everything that you can do.

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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The ability to be poor for life

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

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the ability to die on command

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The ability to go to hell.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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open up pickles glass

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The power to look at Sun.

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

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The power to be powerless

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!