the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

The power to make your nose blink.

The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

The power to see but only with eyes????

The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

The power to inhale coins without dying.

The ability to part hair.

the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

the power to get fat in America

The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!