the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to be powerless.

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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i love to make shit brix

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The power to die

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The power to smell people's moods

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The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

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The power to see water one meter behind you.

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The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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The power to be an idiot.

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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

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the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!