the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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The power to make lipstick fly

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The power to be french.

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The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

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75% levitation

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The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

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the ability to un-dank any meme

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The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

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The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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The power to enhance your enemy's strength

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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The power of women's rights.

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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The power to lower your own ego.

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The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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The power to die at will

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The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!