- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

The power to be powerless

The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

The power to shrink your private parts.

The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

you can shoot cars but the always hit you

The power to think oppositely

being black

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

The power to predict the present

The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

The power to make any glass of water into milk

The power to cook pop tarts really fast

The power to turn into a lamp once.

The power to finish anyone's sentience.

The power to chew with your tongue

Pointless Super Powers