- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

The power to find the end of the sticky tape

The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

The power to have no superpower

The ability to know when men have erections

The power to break a Nokia

The ability to sweat poop.

The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

The power to teleport to the south pole.

teleport to the place where you stand

The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

the power to hear a dog whistle

The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

The power think five times slower.

The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

Pointless Super Powers