The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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the power to know when a politician is lying

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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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75% levitation

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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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The power to find the end of the sticky tape

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The power to smell people's moods

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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To write a pointless power on paper to use.

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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The power to rotten food.

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!