The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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The power to absolutely nothing

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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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The ability to become visible at will.

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To have the ability to piss off the police

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the power to jizz money

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The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

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the power to sleep while standing!

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!