- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to increase you`re pain at will.

The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

The power to divide by zero

The power to have gravity.

The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

The power to get hurt without a break.

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

The power to have an indestructible tongue.

The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

the power to become translucent

The power to release the bogus

The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

The ability to eat the red ones last

Pointless Super Powers