The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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The power to die.

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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the power to turn into a tree

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The power to die from darting too hard

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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the power to catch em' all

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

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The power to sing wonderfully but at a pitch only dogs can hear

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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The power to be a gamer

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The ability to count to potato

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!