To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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The power to not care.

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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All of aquaman's powers.

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The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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The power to hear in the dark.

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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the power to sleep while standing!

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the power to get sick

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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!