- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to walk on very very shallow water (

The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

the power to summon a pen, once

The ability to see everything in black and white.

The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

The power to open doors with your bare hands

The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

The power to like this power

The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

The power to blame it on the Boogie

The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

The power to telepathically fold paper.

The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

Pointless Super Powers