- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

the power to eat people :D

The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

the power to orgasm with your mind

The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

the ability to look into your brain

The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

The power to teleport yourself one step away

The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

The power to like Justin Bieber

The power to open doors with your bare hands

The power to see through windows

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The ability to play UNO without a tongue

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

The power to communicate with sperm.

Pointless Super Powers