- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

The power to make money disappear.

The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

The power to poop whenever you want.

The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

To write a pointless power on paper to use.

The power to make it impossible to have powers

The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

The power to turn toast back into bread

The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

the power to become translucent

The power to whipe the floor with your face.

The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

Pointless Super Powers