- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make up pointless superpowers

The powers to blink at the speed of light

power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

The ability to read your own mind

The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

The power to see the past.

The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

The power to change the color of your arm hair.

The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

ability to run very fast forever

the power to get wider by eating junk food

power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

Pointless Super Powers