The ability to talk to bacteria

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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The power of christ ;)

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the power to be super ugly

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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he power to make mistakes

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

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The power to see through windows

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!