The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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The power to have a atomic fart

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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The power of dying whenever you want.

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The power to die and come back to life every 10 minutes.

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

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The ability to talk to bacteria

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!