the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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The power to turn cake into pie

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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The ability to change your weight

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The power to get hard at will.

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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The ability to jump

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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the power to be Justin bieber

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!