The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

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The power to be an idiot.

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the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

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The power to predict the present

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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The power to die from darting too hard

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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the power to die

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to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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The power to become powerless

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!