The power to kill someone with a knife

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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The power to die using only your mind.

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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To have the ability to piss off the police

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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The power to die at will

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The power to turn into a lamp once.

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!