The ability to become visible at will.

The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

the power to sleep while standing!

The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

the power to jizz money

The Superpower to sleep at night.

the power to half transform to something.

the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

The power to have a atomic fart

The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

The power to resurrect dead insects

The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

The power to stare directly at the sun

The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

the power to turn into a tree

The ability to grow breasts once a year.

The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!