Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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The ability to read your own mind

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the power to be super ugly

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!