The power to poop whenever you want.

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The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

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The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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To write a pointless power on paper to use.

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The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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The power to break a Nokia

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The power to turn toast back into bread

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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

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the power to become translucent

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The power to smell water.

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

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the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

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The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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the power to read your own mind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!