The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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The power to never come into existence

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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Being only half invisible.

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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The power to pee while standing up

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the ability to command watermelons

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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The power to moves in slow motion.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!