- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

The power to only be able to eat poop

The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

The power to smell feces from a mile away.

The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

The power to blame it on the Boogie

The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

The power to smell inside of your own butt.

The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

The power to make yourself forget your life

The power to whipe the floor with your face.

The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

The power to not care.

Pointless Super Powers