The Power to Read really Small Words

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to zap people but only yourself

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The ability to spit mouthwash

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

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The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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The super power to shine in daylight

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!