The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

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The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

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The power to make clean socks dirty.

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The ability to die on command.

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The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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The power to swim on land.

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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the power to misspell

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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All of aquaman's powers.

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The power to make any glass of water into milk

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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!