the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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The power to not do it.

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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Power that makes you perfect in being useless

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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Liam Brudenell

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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The power to speak braille.

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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T3h p0w@ T0 b3 L33T

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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The power to fly 4 inches from the ground

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The power to sing wonderfully but at a pitch only dogs can hear

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!