The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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The power to read terms and conditions

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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The ability to jump

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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the power to be 100% pointless

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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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The power to die.

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the power to catch em' all

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!