The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

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The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

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The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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The ability to jump

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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the power to be 100% pointless

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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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the power to catch em' all

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The power to die.

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!