- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to sing wonderfully but at a pitch only dogs can hear

The power to find pokemon attractive

The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

the power to transform into Kanye West

The power to not write pointless powers.

The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

The power to die when you get old

The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

The power to not have a brain!

Pointless Super Powers