power to transform into a dick with legs

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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The power to microwave bread

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The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

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The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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kabloooeeey!!!

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The ability to be poor for life

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The power to be powerless.

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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The power to fart rainbows

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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The power to die

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To have the power to breathe

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!