The ability to be poor for life

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

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The power to find the end of the sticky tape

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The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

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The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

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The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

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The power to divide by zero

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The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

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The ability to jump 8 feet fences

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That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!