the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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The power to die.

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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Power to freeze ice.

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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The power to control yourself

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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The power to see the past.

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!