The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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The ability to count to potato

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The power of christ ;)

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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swear words -jesse

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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he power to make mistakes

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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The power to see through windows

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!