- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

The Power to Read really Small Words

The power think five times slower.

the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

to zap people but only yourself

The ability to spit mouthwash

The power of becoming an apple tree

the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

The power to never be old but died at young age

The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

The super power to shine in daylight

Pointless Super Powers