The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

thumb_up thumb_down +59

Liam Brudenell

thumb_up thumb_down +59

The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

thumb_up thumb_down +59

The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

thumb_up thumb_down +55

The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

thumb_up thumb_down +53

The power to make any glass of water into milk

thumb_up thumb_down +51

The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

thumb_up thumb_down +49

the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

thumb_up thumb_down +47

The Power To Lick My Own Penis

thumb_up thumb_down +47

the power to half transform to something.

thumb_up thumb_down +47

The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

thumb_up thumb_down +47

The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

thumb_up thumb_down +45

The power to stare directly at the sun

thumb_up thumb_down +43

the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

thumb_up thumb_down +37

The power to be superman with no power's

thumb_up thumb_down +35

The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

thumb_up thumb_down +31

The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

the power to not have powers when you need them most

thumb_up thumb_down -13

The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

The power to smell farts from miles away

thumb_up thumb_down -25

The power to listen to justin beiber

thumb_up thumb_down -107

The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

thumb_up thumb_down +138

ability to swim like a frog with no legs

thumb_up thumb_down +126

The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

thumb_up thumb_down +124

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!