The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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the power to sit

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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The power to die early.

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!