you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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the power to catch em' all

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!