- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

The power to have the aim of Torres

The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

the power to have a pointless superpower

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

The power to serve the Lord Dog.

the power to guess anybodies breakfast

The power to ejaculate napalm

The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

Read fortune cookies without opening them

The power to be really bad at CSGO

the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

having superpowers during the inquisition

the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

Pointless Super Powers