The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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The power to have a perfect wipe every time you take a poop.

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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The Power to forget you ever had a power.

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

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The power to walk through a unlocked door.

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tree powers (the power to turn into a tree)

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being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

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The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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The power to not have any powers

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The power to never finish your sente

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The power to feeling the earthquake effect after earthquake

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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the power to fart out of your penis

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The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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The ability to turn anything into cheese, but be lactose intolerant.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!