The ability to see with night vision, but only during daylight hours.

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The power to cry lava.

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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the power to transform into a young Ethiopian school girl with one leg who can control platypuses.

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The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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The power to...lick you're nose

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The power to grow cancer cells

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the ability to think of pointless superpowers

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The power to shrink by 23 centimetres every time you sneeze

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

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The power to speak in braille...

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The power to see in black and white.

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The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

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The power to learn only at school.

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the power to have your farts smell of cinnamon

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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The ability to piss flames.

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The power to always be wearing clean underwear except in the event you're in a car accident...

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the ability to only fall asleep in showers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!