The power to make grass grow at double the speed.

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The power for the left side of your body to be able to fly, but not the right.

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the power to listen to music when you have headphones

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The ability to travel through time at a rate of one second per second.

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The power to pee backwards.

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the power to make a contraceptive spell by waving your hand over your belly

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the power to crap big mac combos at will

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The power to eat your left index finger, and have it regrow out of your belly button.

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the power to teleport, but only in front of a tyrannosaurus rex.

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The ability to turn the page in a book before you read it

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The power to fart snot

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Ability to Fly!...a plane

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the power to never get spam

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The power to redirect every body hit to forehead.

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The power to piss people off.

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The power to turn gold into dust

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The ability to pee your pants at will.

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The power of divide by zero... yourself

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the ability to jump higher and further then anyone, but only if their in a wheelchair

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the power to become invisible when no one sees you including security cameras

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the ability to see fairy's

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the power to summon chuck norris... but he kicks your ass every time for bothering him

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The power to catch all 493 pokemon.

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to have the ability to fly and teleport at the same time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!