the ability to do absolutely nothing

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The power of Being stupid

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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Ability to sneeze n cough and sounds like a fart

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The power.

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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The power to not have a power.

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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The power to turn off anyone else's high beams.

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!