The power to walk through walls, but only when your standing still.

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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An ability to change birthday to February 29.

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The power to predict the past

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The power to have children at will.

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The power to divide by 0

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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THe power too spel.

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the ability to only fart in crowded rooms

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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the ability to enjoy school

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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To turn into Justin Bieber.

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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The power to grow grey hairs whenever you wanted.

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The power to know where Waldo is

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the power to be a tissu paper in a horny teenagers bedroom but only if your a strait male- wisecrack3

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The power to make hair grow in your forehead

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The power to make your computer run 0.1 seconds faster.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!