the power to summon chuck norris... but he kicks your ass every time for bothering him

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the ability to see fairy's

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the power to watch porn thru your mind, but its gay porn only...

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The ability to spread toe jam on toast

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Ability to do the kamahameha but it comes out as bubbles

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to have the ability to fly and teleport at the same time.

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Smoke vision

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the power to jump 10x higher, but are affected by gravity 10x greater

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The ability to fly, time-travel, be invisible, move at an incredible speed without wasting any energy, jump to incredible lengths, super-strength, handsomeness, charisma, and the ability to charm any woman on earth. If you bathe in radioactive liquid.

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The power to eat and make stool .01 seconds after.

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The power to stop a sneeze before it happens.

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The power of missing a finger.

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the ability to increase your weight without the ability to decrease your weight it.

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The power to have 1 second invisibility.

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Farting at will

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the ability to be the owner of a car with no wheels

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The power to convince people who already agreed with you.

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the ability to fly, but only within the confines of an airplane

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The power to not have superpowers

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the power to divide by 0

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The ability to arrange M&M's in alphabetical order.

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The power to turn anything you want green.

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The power to never have sex....jack.

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the power to unload massive amounts of jizz while taking a dump

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!