The power to communicate with earthworms.

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the power to command the sperm you ejaculate

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the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

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the abiltiy to fly unless you are in the air.

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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the ability to turn into random hats

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The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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The ability to be Rihanna only if in a car with Chris Brown

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The power to wake up 5 minutes earlier.

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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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Power to not have any power.

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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The power to see through glass

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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Faster than a loaded bullet!

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The power to kill yourself at will

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!