The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The power to take huge shits at will.

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The ability to defecate red clay bricks when startled or scared

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The power to guess a multiple choice answer correctly some of the time.

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The power to eat just one Lays potato chip

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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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The power to have a perfect wipe every time you take a poop.

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!